[just a casual conversation between two Jews]
Me: So theres a fast tomorrow....you're gonna fast?
Not Me: No, i'm not fasting
Me: Fake Jew, got it....
Not Me: Oh sure, you'll just sleep all day and fast for 10 min....g-d wont forget how much you lie
Me: No need to put the dash between the d and g, you're never gonna meet him anyway
Not Me: No need to fast....you're going to hell either way
Me: you just recycled my joke....doesn't count
Not Me: I don't like to beat around the burning bush. I'm just telling you your future GPS coordinates