Monday, December 20, 2010

Me/Not Me (2)

[we pick up in the middle of a casual conversation] 
Not Me: you don't hang out with him anymore, do you? 
Me: no, not so much anymore 
Not Me: why not? 
Me: cuz hanging out with him is like noticing that the toilet roll is running on low while taking a shit....and as you attempt to switch it out, the new roll falls into the water. 
Not Me: was that the last roll? 
Me: unfortunately....

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