[we pick up in the middle of a casual conversation]
Not Me: you don't hang out with him anymore, do you?
Me: no, not so much anymore
Not Me: why not?
Me: cuz hanging out with him is like noticing that the toilet roll is running on low while taking a shit....and as you attempt to switch it out, the new roll falls into the water.
Not Me: was that the last roll?
Me: unfortunately....
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